Funny break up text messages that would make you laugh like crazy

Break-ups bring a great deal of emotional distress to both partners even if the decision to part ways is mutual. Understandably, the trauma is much greater if one is suddenly and unexpectedly dumped by the other. Although there are instances where moving forward together would just lead to further clashes and therefore ending the relationship is in the best interest of both parties, but for the sake of good times spent together, your partner deserves a proper explanation and in-person farewell to say the very least.

However, many couples break up over trivial issues, and that too, via a text message. Imagine eagerly waiting for an SMS from your beloved partner, only to receive a goodbye note stating that they no longer want to be in a romantic relationship with you. Though we hope that no one ever has to go through such a heartbreak, funny break up text messages that have made their way to the internet make one laugh unintentionally despite the seriousness of the matter.

We have gathered a few examples of such messages which our readers might find amusing. 

What hurts the most is when you impatiently wait for a lovey-dovey comment from your partner but are shocked to receive a break up text.

Self-made abbreviations which everyone infers according to their understanding are the cause of various misinterpretations. This is exactly what happened in this case. In an attempt to sound cheesy, the recipient of the message told their partner to decode the “ily” text they sent the recipient because the latter was almost certain it meant “I love you”. It is heartbreaking to even imagine how awful the individual would have felt upon finding out that the sender meant to say “I’m leaving you”.

Some fitness freaks are so obsessed with going to the gym that even the break up message they send to their partner uses the analogy of doing push-ups on their knees when trying to explain difficulties or hurdles prevailing in the relationship.

An example of such a message is presented above. The communication is so indirect that it took a while for the recipient to understand what was being said.

If there was to be an epic example of a failed marriage proposal, it ought to be this funny, break up text message.

We wonder how embarrassing it would have been for the partner who not only had his/her hopes shattered but also received an additional shock in the form of a break up.

When we said certain break up messages make us laugh no matter how much we try to control ourselves, we were referring to messages like the one shown above.

Understandably, a guy would be devastated upon receiving a break-up message from his girlfriend, but if the same text was followed by another one saying that the previous message was meant for someone else, what do you think would be the recipient’s reaction? Happiness upon not being dumped or sadness upon being cheated?

We think it is the recipient who would now be initiating a break up text following these two messages, and rightly so.

Most of us are very close to our boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s best friend. Reason being that because they hold such a special place in our partner’s life, we get emotionally attached to them like family. Sometimes these friends are the ones who act as the middle person and resolve tussles between the couple or listen to grievances of both sides during an argument.

No matter how good a bond you share with these best friends, it would be awkward finding out via them that your partner was planning on dumping you. What would be even more heartbreaking is to find out that your boyfriend had been faking his affection towards you for months and had been disliking you for quite a while.

This has to be one of the most savage, yet hilarious responses to a break up message. Perhaps, it is rightly said that not giving much importance to those who treat you poorly will give them a taste of their own medicine.

Have you ever been in a relationship that was so toxic that a break up brought you a sigh of relief? This is why it is recommended to maintain your distance from negative situations and negative people.

Shockingly, the person sending his spouse a text message regarding breaking up with them wants them to feel pain rather than feeling sorry for them. However, the recipient seems to have suffered so much at the hands of such a selfish partner that s/he turns a deaf ear to whatever they are saying by simply stating that s/he doesn’t care.

We must admit we are impressed by the level of self-respect possessed by the recipient and the fact that they knew it was best to walk away rather than pleading or arguing.

Some people randomly text their partners to inform them of a break up as if it is not a big deal. To cover up for lack of manners which prevents them from calling, if not meeting the other person to communicate their decision, such people suggest to their ex that the two can remain friends despite ending the romantic relationship.

The recipient of such a message in the example shared above seems to be well-aware of this cliche which is more often used as a sugar coating mechanism rather than as a genuine invitation for a platonic friendship.

When you are a gaming fanatic, there is just one thing you care about the most, i.e., your Xbox. Come hell or high water, no damage to your video game is acceptable whether it be at the price of a break up or a cheating partner.

When your ex tries to show off by saying you’ll never find someone like them, a savage reply communicating that’s exactly what you want would be enough to give them a shut-up call. An actual conversation using this comeback is represented in the screenshot above.

If you found these screenshots hilarious, you would be pleased to know that there are a plethora of funny break up text messages available online that you may find entertaining. However, we hope you are never at the receiving end of such messages because no matter how humorous they might seem, they are disturbing for the recipients.

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