19 cheap razor roasts: Feel the burn!

Agonizing, excruciating, and possibly verging on self-abuse are the best words describing the dilemma of shaving. Obviously, shaving is something that most of us hate as it leads to painful, annoying cuts, burns, and nicks. Especially if you’re using a cheap razor, the incidents could be worse. Only people who have dark thick body hair can relate to these situations.

Enough of this painful talk. We have put together some funny cheap razor memes for you. They will for surely remind you of all the painful experiences you have had with it to date. But wait! Before jumping to the memes, check out these surprising facts about the razor. We bet; you didn’t know them before!

What do we have here?

  • 7 – Surprising facts about razors
  • 15 – Hilarious cheap razor memes
  • Ain’t nobody got time for dat
  • His wife told him to shave his beard
  • How to shave like a Dothraki
  • I cut myself shaving
  • I don’t always miss a spot while shaving
  • When she refuses to shave bald
  • If you feel handsome before
  • I mustache you a question
  • Me after every shave
  • Some fathers teach their sons to shave
  • There’s a name for people without beards
  • One does not simply shave their beard without crying
  • Seeing yourself after losing your beard
  • Shaving hair
  • Shaving in the Navy
  • Throw out those razors’ ladies
  • When you shave your legs to show off
  • I’d have punched you if you had a beard.

7 – Surprising facts about razors

  • People have been using razors since the Bronze age.
  • The straight razor is a type of razor that was initially used for shaving wealthy people.
  • In previous times, sharp shells, shark teeth, and flint had been used as razors.
  • Stainless steel has been used in razors since the 1960s.
  • Razors help in skin exfoliation.
  • As per Roman history, the razor was first introduced in Rome in the 6th century.

We had the same reaction as yours after reading these surprising facts about the razor. Who could have imagined that a random hair-removing product has this incredible history? Now check out some hilarious memes about it.

15 – Hilarious cheap razor memes

Are you ready to have a day full of laughter? Then scroll down and have fun reading!

Ain’t nobody got time for dat:

Shaving your legs in the winter? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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We totally can relate to this meme because winter is the only season when you can dress fully. So, why bother shaving your legs?

His wife told him to shave his beard

Halfway done…..and yes, he really looks like a girl. No offense.

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His wife would be regretting her decision. But the time is gone now. Also, who asked him to straighten his hair? He looks more girly than any girl out there.

How to shave like a Dothraki

This meme looks more like a pictorial of how Dothraki shaves.

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Khal Drogo used to be one of our favorite characters from Game of Thrones. But not anymore. If you know, you know!

I cut myself shaving

 I cut myself shaving every single morning.

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This meme will remind you of your everyday morning struggle before going to work. But if you don’t want us to remind you of that painful part of the morning, perfectly fine! Scroll down and check the next one.

I don’t always miss a spot while shaving

I don’t always miss a spot while shaving, but I touch it all day when I do.

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Ok, this is the best meme so far to which we can 100 percent relate. It’s so annoying when you think you have done a perfect job, but the few hairy spots you accidentally left keep annoying you through the day.

When she refuses to shave bald

If she refuses to shave it bald for you. It’s probably because it looks like this.

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Firstly, why would somebody go bald for someone unless it’s really hot out there. And the person herself wants to get rid of her hair.

If you feel handsome before

If you feel handsome before and ugly after shaving.

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It’s because you look ugly in general, and the beard was only there to conceal it. The crux of the story is, sometimes you should let things be the way they are.

I mustache you a question

I mustache you a question. But I’m shaving it for later.

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Well understood. Besides, that brow lift looks savage.

Me after every shave

 This is probably every full-grown beard man out there after shaving.

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It is for sure called the worst transformation that most of us don’t want to see. Just sayin.

Some fathers teach their sons to shave

Some fathers teach their sons to shave while others teach them to be men.

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This meme translates into; be a man, not a shaving expert.

There’s a name for people without beards

There’s a name for people without beards, guess what?

Women!

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Also, what should be the name for women with beards? You decide and let us know.

One does not simply shave their beard without crying

Like a mother grown attached to her fetus after months of nurturing, a man grows attached to his beautiful beard. The departure is excruciating, nostalgic, and leaves a scar.

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Seeing yourself after losing your beard

Like my brother always says: a beard is a man’s contour palette. Once that’s gone, it’s a curtain opening to that double chin of yours.

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Shaving hair

If you can pull off a hair-less head, you are a doppelgänger of Dwayne Johnson, or you’re overconfident and can pull this off. If not these two, then you’re plain stupid.

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Shaving in the Navy

Clean-shaven men in the Navy with their perfect white smiles are pearl harbor. The poor lads are reported to be frequently treated for razor bumps and such.

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Throw out those razors’ ladies

Throw out those razors’ ladies. No November shave is here.

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This meme was quite relieving until we realized it’s not November yet. Sigh!

When you shave your legs to show off

When you spend time shaving your legs, you have to show them off.

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Well, we were not expecting this kind of show-off.

I’d have punched you if you had a beard

I’d punch you, but your beard has not grown yet, and I don’t hit women and children.

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The beard-less, also the hairless man must be feeling thankful this time for not having a beard.

So, these were some funny memes on cheap razors that we decided to share with you all. Hope they turned out to be a balm to your razor burn. Stay tuned with us for more funny content.

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